One more Barry Bonds TV show
I recently pitched a bunch of shows to MTV.
My favorite reality joint has me fighting Barry Bonds, UFC style.
I think Alex Rodriguez needs a program, too.
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I recently pitched a bunch of shows to MTV.
My favorite reality joint has me fighting Barry Bonds, UFC style.
I think Alex Rodriguez needs a program, too.
October 10th, 2006 at 11:45 pm
I’ve been meaning to ask you if you were behind Lil’ Kim’s Countdown to Lockdown.
Does UFC have any steroid policy? Don’t bother. Barry would just say he’d do it to back out at the last step. Cuz he’s a bitch.
Easy segue to A-Rod. It’s great to want to be an all star. Not everyone is. At some point acceptance will set in.
yankees suck
October 11th, 2006 at 7:36 am
Great take on A-Rod. He’s a *kind* of star, but he’s most definitely not clutch. If he were an artist, he’d be Annie Leibowitz, not Carolyn Cole. (He’d probably be a girl, regardless.)
The Bonds fight plan would call for him testing free of substances banned by the IOC, whose plan is toughest for three months. Still, there would be the human growth hormone concerns. Something would have to be worked out.
And I *loved* what I saw of Lil Kim’s Countdown. Wish I could have watched every episode. But Flavor of Love is my reality show right now. And I know I’m not alone in my fandom.
October 12th, 2006 at 12:36 am
I love when you compliment me. Little high that lasts for days. Damn right A-Rod would be a girl. It was his lil’ bitch slap at Arroyo that broke an 86 year curse. He was running like a girl at the time too.
Bonds couldn’t get me to believe any agreement with him was solid. Even if his children were collateral.
Did one of the ho’s on Flava really drop a dook on the floor during a clock ceremony or whatever the fuh they call it?
I’m psyched about any idea you might take to t.v..
October 12th, 2006 at 11:41 am
Yes, one of the ho’s — and I’m always unsure about how to punctuate the ho plural — did indeed take a crap on the floor. Something zany’s bound to happen when you have round up crackheaded beauties in that fashion.
A-Rod is just so sensitive, that’s all I meant. Forgot about Arroyo.
October 12th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
One thing Barry’s never been accused of is being sensitive.
October 12th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Actually, I think Barry is actually very sensitive. He’s like a spoiled kid. Untouched in a lot of basic ways. Like a bully. Until nowadays.
October 12th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Right about now, Steinbrenner is thinking “why doesn’t A-Rod take up flying”?
October 12th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
I was watching TV in Sandusky when Thurman Munson’s plane crashed in, what, ‘79?